knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
As cloudsuponclouds pointed out to me, this was me as a student TO A T
"I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood."-Unknown
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
one of my absolute favorite posts
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
I think about this daily. I use it in everyday life, my motto. My creed.