do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
(Source: pizzakitchensubban)
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
(Source: cornerofyourmum)
teacher:
where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.




