Tattoo this on my body.
"Be careful who you vent to."-Realest shit I’ve heard all morning
is this what having a penis is like
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
"why the fuck am i crying"-literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
The world is watching, White America.
FIGHT TERRORISM, STOP COPS.
John F. Kennedy on civil rights
And you wonder why he was shot
Reminder that he was shot by members of his own race because he believed black people were human.
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead